Sunday, January 13, 2013

Blog Tour & [Guest Post] Confessions by JB Lynn

Confesions Tour

A little about the JB ...

Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, a runner (of sorts), an enthusiastic cook (who doesn't get the appeal of the Food Network), and someone who has an irresistible urge to eavesdrop at all times.

 JB has a great love of her husband, dogs, coffee, purple ink, spiral notebooks, running gear, hot showers, and '80s music. Given enough time, all of these things will eventually show up in her books.

New Year's Resolutions for a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman


I need to make some changes in 2013.

Not only do I occasionally kill folks for cash (only bad people, I promise!) but I’ve got a complicated family, a regular job I hate, and multiple responsibilities (including caring for my talking lizard and dog).

Here are the resolutions:

1) Exercise more -- I never know when I'll need to outrun a bad guy

2) Take a self-defense class – something besides Stop. Drop. And Roll.   Patrick, my sexy murder mentor tried to give me a lesson once, but I was sort of distracted….

3) Stop eating so many frozen, microwavable meals -- they're full of sodium and I have plenty of other things that make my blood pressure skyrocket

4) Quit taking crap from my boss -- life's too short to work for a jerk who has pepperoni-breath

5) Get organized -- juggling two lives (or more) is a lot of work, but it could be easier with some organization….like knowing where I’ve hidden my gun

What have YOU resolved to do this year?

 Book 1: Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard--a picky eater, obsessed with "Wheel of Fortune," that only Maggie can hear.

 Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law.

 Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to.

 Training has never been so complicated And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.

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Book 2: Further Confessions of Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

 Take three wacky aunts, two talking animals, one nervous bride, and an upcoming hit, and you've got the follow-up to JB Lynn's wickedly funny Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

 Knocking off a drug kingpin was the last thing on Maggie Lee's to-do list, but when a tragic accident leaves her beloved niece orphaned and in the hospital, Maggie will go to desperate lengths to land the money needed for her care.

 But the drug kingpin is the least of her worries. Maggie's aunts are driving her crazy, her best friend's turned into a bridezilla…and a knock on the head has given Maggie Dr. Dolittle abilities—she can talk to animals. Unfortunately, they talk back.

 It's just another day in the life of this neurotic hitwoman…

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Anonymous said...

Thanks so much for having me here today!